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Mischa Barton, was more oatmeal-like than I expected...and she still can't act!!

Mischa Barton is one of the luckiest actresses in Hollywood as for one reason or another, her lack of talent and great timing has placed her in a pseudo-celebrity position. While in Australia, vacationing and visiting her mom, she happened to meet one of the more infamous paps, Jamie Fawcett. He warned her about doing anything on a public beach, because he could have full photographic access to her, that is actually pretty nice of him! So she of course goes topless sunbathing and gets snapped showing her backside as well as a few pics of her front. Why would you do such a thing if you actually got a warning from a paparazzi? Unless, you wanted to manufacture some sort of drama, especially since you career was tanking, this all makes sense now! There is absolutely nothing, interesting, allluring, or creative when it comes to Mischa Barton, and unfortunately for her, she is not Nicole Kidman so, any attempt to create some controversy around Mr. Fawcett will fall miserably flat like...there is no need to say.

ALICE GRECZYN: My Friday "CELEBRITY MORNING WOOD" Salute!

This little Hollywood Hottie may have the appearance of being too young to be posted as Morning Wood, but looks can be deceiving.

This cutie-patutie is ALICE GRECZYN, a 22 year-old actress from California. She was on a TV series called Windfall and in such lame films as Dukes of Hazzard, Sleepover and Fat Albert, but I won't hold that against her. It seems she's in B-Movie mode right now with 4 films coming out. She has yet to rise up and take over young Hollywood, but a storm is a coming with her. Move over Mischa, Alice is in town!

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Mariah and Nick Cannon, could be real....yeah, just like his acting career!!!

Ok, I can forgive her marrying Tommy Mottola because she was sooo young, and he was a controlling bastard, but let us not forget about her fake marriage to Luis Miguel. This whole rush to marry in the Bahamas thing smells of an arrangement, because there is no way that these two would keep this a secret for sooo long, Mariah is crazy over Nick, whatever, she is just plain crazy. Also, Mariah has a ton of coin, not that Nick is living some sort of section eight lifestyle, but even with his clothing line and his show that was on MTV, he don't have Mariah money! So, no prenup....really....really??? Now you know, her lawyers could convince a judge that she is a 5150, just to protect her assets, it ain't that much of a stretch. I don't have any dislike for Nick Cannon, besides his acting and him being corny, and I am corny as heck and he annoys me! Stay tuned for this Cafe Ole Tom and Katie Cruise foolishness, there could be a turkey baster involved as well.

KERRY WASHINGTON: My Thursday "CELEBRITY MORNING WOOD" Salute!

If you haven't seen this beautiful woman before, you might want to check her out!

This is KERRY WASHINGTON, a 31 year-old actress who's getting ready to blow up anytime now. Having done such big films as Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer, Mr. and Mrs. Smith, The Dead Girl, the critically acclaimed Ray and The Last King of Scotland, it's a wonder why she's isn't a huge star considering she has the acting chops, the smokin' body and beautiful looks. If you want a better idea or look at just how sexy Mrs. Washington is, check out She Hate Me, The Last King of Scotland or I Think I Love My Wife.

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Fox is going to have a Family Guy Spinoff...It's gonna be tight y'all!!

Without Seth McFarlane my television choices would be even more limited than they already are, but with the Fox Network allowing him to do his third show, I will have another show to watch in addition to American Dad and Family Guy. The show will be a spinoff of the Family Guy character Cleveland and although on 13 episodes are slated, I am smelling a hit. Unless he is still touring with group, Black Box..."Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, owwww!" This is truly great news for us Family Guy fans, what if we were to find out that weather correspondant, Ali Williams is his cousin or brother, the storylines would be absolute gold! Read

TRICIA HELFER: My Wednesday "CELEBRITY MORNING WOOD" Salute!

For all you Sci-Fi fans out there, I give you someone sexy to geek off too.

This is the 34 year-old Canadian born model and actress TRICIA HELFER, aka Number Six in the new Battlestar Galactica Television Series. If I had known she was on the new series, I would have watch the bloody thing cause she is spectacular. In case you missed her in the series, you can see all of her, or at least the top half, in the February 2007 issue of Playboy. Wow, something to definitely seek out!

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Kathy waves goodbye to HUGE APPLE money

When Kathy Griffin divorced her stupid ex-husband, Matt Moline in 06', it was nice that she could rebound with someone that wouldn't use her and could hopefully respect her. Steve Wozniak of Apple fame, may not be a Playgirl centerfold model, but it at least appeared that they could have a future, a very "green" future. They dated for almost a year, but I guess after a while that the romance dissolved and they just stayed friends, and although it may seem bad for Kathy, she will be okay. Steve is described as a nice guy, but ultimately he would not marry Kathy as he would want a total trophy wife and that is not K.G. Apparently, he sent her an email telling her that he is going to marry someone else, I can't wait to see the pics. Read

Keep it up Britney...She still can't act, but it's an improvement!!

The CBS show, "How I Met Your Mother" maybe getting a reprisal of the role of the receptionist by the troubled pop star, Britney Spears. I don't watch the show, I didn't watch the Britney episode, and I don't plan on watching the upcoming one either, eventhough the previous show was the highest rated episode of the season. I support anything positive that Britney engages in as being under her conservatorship has definitely had a benefit on her life and someday she might regain joint custody of her sons. I understand that she is a daughter, sister, and mother, and is not some evil, unfeeling monster like she is made out to be, and as I have always said, I want to see her improve and be a great mom for her kids. HIMYM should be cancelled because the show has outlived it's time, and even Brit can't stop the inevitable.

When two funny people make three...Will Arnett and Amy Poehler!!

Married couple of five years, Amy Poehler of "Baby Mama" and "SNL" and Will Arnett of "30 Rock" are expecting their first child by the end of the year, congrats to the both of them. Will Tina Fey be the Godmomma? Oh, I love Tina Fey, talented women are sexy! At least some of them are. Read

GABRIELLE UNION: My Tuesday "CELEBRITY MORNING WOOD" Salute!

This is the sexy and beautiful GABRIELLE UNION.

At 35, this smokin' former model and actress has graced the small and big screen in such films as Bring It On, Cradle To The Grave and Bad Boys II. In high school, Union was an all-star point guard at which time she dated Jason Kidd, current Dallas Mavericks star point guard.

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