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KELLOGG CEREAL RELEASES NEW URBAN CLOTHING LINE! ...WTF!

What has turned into iconic and was once wholesome and fun and GR-R-REAT!, now has turned into mockery and embarrassment, compliments of KELLOGG corporate stupidity and greed! This is truly a monumental blunder, perhaps the worst move in recent fashion history!

Some jack-off design company had the idiotic idea that they could make an "URBAN" clothing line that features the characters of Kellogg cereals be marketable and trendy! For real! This isn't Ecko or G-Unit stuff. Saggy jeans, hoddies and big jackets with Toucan Sam and Tony the Tiger on them aren't exactly "Gangster" type clothes nor do they say "I'm cool" or "hip". And certainly the same consumer base who buys Ecko or G-Unit or Sean John isn't going to fork over their crispy cash to buy this crap. Nobody wants to sport jeans with the Honey Smacks Frog and the words "DIG 'EM" embroidered behind your ass or Tony's big Tiger head plastered on your chest in a periwinkle color t-shirt! Seriously, who is going to buy this stuff, let alone think it's cool to rock a fricken Froot Loops shirt!

It's a really stupid and bad marketing idea and one that will fail. It will not survive in the "Urban" clothing line world of consumers. One will not buy a Froot Loops jacket over a Sean John one, sorry, never going to happen. The proper marketing base that this company should be targeting is the world of WalMart, in the kids clearance section, cause that is the only place this crappy ass line might possibly sell.

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Paris Judges Miss Turkey 2008

Is it me or does anyone else wish she’d have just covered her entire head with this scarf?!

God when will this attention whore just disappear for good?!

P Diddy’s Danity Kane to do Porno?!

Your guess is as good as mine, but I am sure the parents of all the 7 to 14 year old girls that make up 90% of Danity Kane’s fan base are so happy to see Audrey O'Day out on the town with porn star Jenna Jameson. Yay! Just the kind of role models the future woman of America need…. Ahhhh

And don’t they look oh so classy! Yup, I want to be just like them when I grow up….

Madonna’s Sexy New London Fashion!

Now being a Brit I know how the weather can mess with ones fashion statements, but Madonna has come up with this sexy alternative … yeah this is gonna be big people, she’ll make millions off of this and be able to buy at least 3 more African babies …

Janise Dickson in a Bikini –sure you want to see this?!

  I love confident woman, no matter there size or age, but this is one woman I find scary as hell regardless of what she wears…. Hmmmm, could be her attitude, me thinks.  Even the prettiest people look ugly after they open their mouths…..

I would suggest a different bikini bottom cut here, something a tad more flattering, as these do nothing for her, except elongate her abdomen.  Maybe she should ask the girls at Victoria Secret which separates she should be buying?! I’m sure her pal Tara could hook her up with a deal. 

I can’t bring myself to show you the shot of her behind, it will put you off your dinner …..

JEESICA SIMPSON IS OVERFLOWING!

It seems to me that if someone has big breasts, JESSICA SIMPSON, maybe one shouldn't wear a dress that's three sizes to small up top.

The results of trying to squeeze big objects in a small area usually don't come off as sexy or flattering, particularly when it's related to women and their body parts. Jessica's dress is sexy it's just she's needs an appropriate size. Stop trying to kneed the dough girl! There's no need to squish the jelly out of the donut when they fill up this nice!

I'VE FALLEN AND I CAN'T GET UP!

Who in the hell thought up this design for these ridiculous shoes? That would be designer Briton Antonio Berardi and he quotes, "When you walk, it is almost on tiptoe. You look really dainty."

So what happens when you take a header in these things? A dumb ass is more like it, especially when you went and spent $3,600.00 on these shoes that's going to kill your back. Stars like Gwyneth Paltrow, Uma Thurman and Posh have already wasted their money on these heel-less wonders. No doubt they will become trendy cause it's something new and different and will be bring attention to ones self. Ah, everything a woman wants!

RACHEL BILSON IS NOT A GOOD BANGER!

There are women who can and then there are women who can't pull off bangs in their hairstyle. RACHEL BILSON is one of those women who CAN'T!

Sorry Rachel, I like you and all, but your choice in hair style is horrific. You simply don't have the face for bangs. You're definitely pretty, but it takes a specific face to wear bangs and not everyone can pull it off. First off, your hair looks like a bad wig. Second, it makes your head look extremely big and long. Third, makes you look like your twelve. And forth, you kinda look like a transvestite. It doesn't make you look period or nostalgic as it seems that that's the look you were striving for. Well, you came up short. I'm gonna chalk this up to being a bad hair day and you simply just gave up on your hair and left your hotel room in disgust. If not, you better fire your stylist after kicking their ass for letting you go out with your hair like that.

Christina Aguilera doesn't care what Jordan Bratman thinks...continues to show off her tits!!

Listen, I enjoy looking at a nice pair of breasts just as much as the next man, but damn girl, have some respect for your husband, your baby, and yourself. Why is it that every time Christina goes anywhere, ol' pancake makeup face has to have her bazongas on display? At this point, it is just sad and leads me to believe that all of this "Love" that she has for her boyfriend/husband/manager, Jordan Bratman is just a bunch of bull. There is no way, my wife would be constantly on display like that! I think that women should wear a variety of clothing, and some pieces may accentuate the figure more than others, but come on. If she is going through some sort of post partum or post attention deficit, get some therapy and stop dressing like a hooker!

Diablo Cody regrets saying yes to Stuart Weitzman...too late, shut the hell up!!

Diablo Cody who penned this year's indie hit, "Juno" is enormously blessed as thousands and thousands of writers rarely have their screenplays hit the light of day and have a deal to write and possibly produce more of their work. Yeah, she did some time as a stripper, which is neither good nor bad, but it was a "personal choice" based on research, so she says. Diablo accepted the offer to wear these shoes by Stuart Weitzman based on the fact that every year an "up and coming woman" gets to wear them, but on her Myspace page she voiced other opinions: Cody wrote on her Myspace blog: "I'm actually really pissed about this, now that I think about it. They're using me to publicize their stupid shoes and nobody asked me. I would never consent to a lame publicity stunt at a time when I already want to hide. I'm sorry if I sound like a party-pooper, but Jeebus." What? Unless you gave full autonomy to your agent/management/PR group, which would make you an out and out IDIOT, You accepted the offer, not them, so spare me your bullshit, "I'm staying true to who I am, I'm not a tool of the Man foolishness!" So now instead of making your writing dreams come true, would you rather return to the Pole and shake your ass for the cash? I didn't think so, so don't come off as some ungrateful dumbass, wear the shoes, and hopefully win another award during the Oscars, which you do deserve.