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RUDY HAS COME A LONG WAY FROM THE COSBY SHOW!

Remember KESHIA KNIGHT PULLIAM, better known as cute little Rudy Huxtable from The Cosby Show, well she's all grown up and looking to get noticed! And judging by these photos, she definitely is and will!

Keisha is poised to star in Tyler Perry's next film called, "Tyler Perry's Madea Goes To Jail." Yes, Tyler is in his fat lady suit once more. Keisha will play none other than a hooker, a jailed hooker in which Madea comes to her rescue after getting pushed around in jail by some lovely cellmates.

I normally don't want Perry's movies cause they just don't interest me, but in this case I just might make an exception just to see what little Rudy has grown into.

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ASHLEY TISDALE TO BE THE NEW "TEEN WITCH"! SAY IT ISN'T SO!

Ah yes, another WTF this morning about a movie.

"High School Musical" star ASHLEY TISDALE is in talks to push another 80's film down in the grave by taking on the lead role in the remake of "TEEN WITCH"! Blasphemy!!!!!

Remember back in 1989 when Teen Witch came out about an unpopular female in high school who learns she has witches powers. It was cheesy but cool at the same time. It was just like "TEEN WOLF" only she was a witch not a wolf. Well both were great for that time with classic scenes and as such should remain that way. But Hollywood has got plans to wipe away all the great memories and magic that those 80's films gave us by remaking them and making them worse.

Check out the clip above from Teen Witch. I die laughing ever time I see this. It's so bad yet it's awesome! No matter how hard you tried, you could never recreate this. NEVER!

JENNA JAMESON + POLITICS = "ZOMBIE STRIPPERS" MOVIE!

OMG... WTF! Has anybody seen this crap yet!

This is a trailer for JENNA JAMESON'S new movie "ZOMBIE STRIPPERS". Just might be worse than Jessica Simpson's "Blond Ambition" movie. Wait, let me take that back. At least Jenna's movie has an appeal; carnage and nudity. As long as you have those two things in a movie, it will succeed no matter who is in it or behind it. That is so disheartening to accept cause films like Zombie Strippers suck and should never be made, but yet people still watch them. Whatever, I guess it provides work for people and that is a good thing.

Jenna was on "The View" recently promoting her upcoming straight to DVD celluloid blockbuster and had this to say:

"There's a lot of political undertones against the Bush administration. And that's part of the reason why I did the movie. I kind of fancy myself a political girl."

Oh no, please don't start talking like you're some kind of political activist and that politics is part of the reason why you did a movie called Zombie Strippers. Come on Jenna, you're not fooling anyone. You saw the words "strippers" on the cover of the script and said, "I'M IN", without ever reading it.

Hey, I'm not mad at ya', just be who you are and stop trying to pretend you're someone you're not and all will be good in the world according to Jenna.

Rose McGowan To Star As Barbarella?

Uhmmmm, No offense to Rose McGowan, I'm sure she is a lovely woman with a delightful disposition and promising career, but this is a bunch of bulls#@!!

Robert Rodriguez, who should have been knocked out and put in a mental home after he announced that he would be destroying one of Hollywood's most classic of cult classic films, has announced that he will put McGowan in the starring role as Barbarella.

This is one of those ideas that any intelligent actor would know to stay away from.  You cannot improve on perfection, and when you do, you lose.  And so does that which was perfect to begin with.

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DVD REVIEW: "WRISTCUTTERS: A LOVE STORY"

You got to love a film that can take a dark subject matter such as suicide and make it fun. Yes, I said fun! Suicide is tragic and tragedy usually translates into sadness, and who wants to see another downer film. But in WRISTCUTTERS: A LOVE STORY, the tragic notion of suicide and all that befalls it kinda get pushed aside and a new creative approach is taken, one that makes for an entertaining ride!

When Zia, played by PATRICK FUGIT, slits his wrists in the very beginning over the break up of his girlfriend, he ends up in this purgatory place where suicide people get sent to. Once there, he learns that his ex-girlfriend has committed suicide as well and is somewhere in this place, thus he starts his quest to find her. Along the way, he enlists his friend Eugene, SHEA WHIGHAM, and Mikal, SHANNYN SOSSAMON, a hitchhiker they pick up, to help him find her. And in the end, these characters realize the value of life and that love has no bounds. The performances are wonderful throughout, with Shea Whigham really being the highlight.

The director, GORAN DUVIC, does a great job depicting this unhappy place that this story lives in. For the most part it is barren and practically colorless and cold, an "ends of the earth" type environment where no one is happy and no one smiles. But amidst the grey and mundane atmosphere he has painted, there is still life within this story, which is brought out by the performances of these actors. The dark humor that comes out of this is just that, and it's not overbearing nor does it try to hard to bring it out. The quirkiness of this off-beat drama comes across very natural and sustains an even keel tone throughout. The films subject matter is suicide, but you kinda forget that cause it focuses more on Zia's and Mikal's quest, which ultimately becomes the main story.

The film however does lack in depth of characters, which is probably it's biggest disappointment, only for the fact that very little was given on how these characters came to the place they are at. But at only 88 minutes long, the story moves along nicely getting to the point, but it does cut itself a little short. Wristcutters is a refreshing take on such a dark subject and it manages to be creative and entertaining. It's not the best indie film around, but it's definitely worth watching.

This film is rated R for language and disturbing content involving suicide.

LEELEE SOBIESKI GOES PORNO NAKED!

Why is isn't LEELEE SOBIESKI more popular? She's a good actress, she's pretty and has a good body, but yet she just hasn't broke through the glass ceiling.

Well, maybe this year just might be that time. In her new movie FINDING BLISS, which opens in October, Leelee plays a porn star, but more impressively, she had nude scenes, and were not talking the teaser far away naked shots of her like the ones in The Idol.

Leelee's co-star, Christa Campbell, had this to say in an interview with Moviesonline.ca:

"I just finished a movie called Finding Bliss. It's a comedy about the porn industry. We all have nude scenes in the movie including Leelee (Sobieski). It was completely necessary for the story. But sometimes we'd all sit around and be like, did we just film that? Are we going to regret this in a week? We were joking around about it a lot. But when you trust the director and know they have a vision and have a comfort in the dynamic and why you're doing it, then you're willing to take that risk."

Now that's the attitude more actresses need to have. HOLLA!

Lindsay Lohan's career is slowly dying!!

Lindsay Lohan is set to star in her next cinematic abortion "Manson Girls" and what surprises me is that producers, such as Brad Wyman seem to think that moviegoers are going to be motivated to pay $10 to see Lindsay do whatever she does on screen. Lindsay is tappe to play Nancy Pitman aka Brenda McCann a member of Charlie Manson's group of murderers. Perhaps Lindsay will bring a fresth perspective to this role. A name actor for a movie is only effective if the actor is any good, hence, Matt Damon, Cate Blanchett, Javier Bardem, Phillip Hoffman, Halle Berry, these are actors that can be in big budget or indies, and give you fantastic performances and put asses in the seats. How many other actresses could do a much better job than her? TONS!! I hear that Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are available, why don't you cast them as well? Read.

Jessica Alba never smiles...pobrecita!!

Jessica Alba is a very pretty young lady, beautiful? Possibly, but I'm not 100% sure on that. I don't know who gave her the herp, because Hollywood, like Paris, and I mean both, are burning. The House of Pendahhvis/The House of Gucci. In any case there is a little piece of information that you would think would be common sense, but unfortunately most actors/actresses miss the lesson; that is if you are really that talented, and she is not, you need to have a much better attitude. Granted not everyone can be a Meryl Streep, Cate Blanchett, Morgan Freeman, or Daniel Day Lewis, but if you ain't even in the ballpark, let alone the city, you need to fix your face and get a reality shot. There is such an epidemic of entitlement among most of the mediocre, but working actors in Hollywood, that is just sad, but laughable. Would it kill you to smile? She was miserable before the baby and I hope that she will be better afterwards. Oh well.

A Dune remake is in the works...this is either gonna rock or blow huge!!

Actor turned director, Peter Berg, best known for Friday Night Lights, The Rundown, and The Kingdom has been tapped to handle this, ambitious remake. Not that the first was so well acted or done, but does this movie really need to be remade? The budget for this film is gonna by astronomical, if it is similar to the original. CGI ain't got any cheaper over the years! Read

R.I.P Anthony Minghella

Director, Anthony Minghella that was responsible for such features as The English Patient, Cold Mountain, and The Talented Mr. Ripley, died this morning in London at the age of 54. According to a TMZ update, the cause of death was a brain hemorrhage due to complications from neck surgery. Our condolences to his family, friends, fans, and associates.