Entertainment

Four Olympians tell water company to pay up!!

According to TMZ, the Penta water company is in deep trouble for continuing to use the images of Jason Lezak, Aaron Peirsol, Kaitlin Sandeno, and Amanda Beard. The four Olympic swimmers were at one time sponsored by the oxygen infused water company, but after the fall of 06' the contract expired, and there is no way that someone couldn't catch that. I have tried Penta water and although it is very good and gives a small boost, I didn't experience the total benefit that is being touted. I will give it another chance on Thursday, during my full body workout to fully verify it's effectiveness. Otherwise, Penta is going to have to infuse the four swimmers with some retroactive cash, must be nice!

First Magic and Now Jack Nicholson...does money make you fat?!!

I love just about every movie that Jack Nicholson has done. A seventy year-old Jack is more talented than any of the guys on One Tree Hill, Seventh Heaven, Reaper, Gossip Girl. Ugly Betty, or almost any other show you can think of, I speak the truth. As we all get older, our metabolism may slow down a bit, but physical fitness should be a lifestyle and not a fad, however some people just don't see it that way. Jack Nicholson and Magic Johnson look like candidates for high blood pressure and diabetes, barring any prior thyroid issues. No one says they have to be like one of my fitness/bodybuilding idols, Albert Beckles, who is in his mid to late seventies and can still put up 105lb dumbells on the bench press for eight to ten reps. But I just don't understand the logic of letting yourself go that much, 5-15lbs at the most, holidays, stress, traveling, film/TV role, sure no problem, but just for the heck of it, is crazy. I do realize that my thoughts and views may not mirror many of yours but why not respect and care for your body as long as possible.

Magic Johnson, is HELLA HUGE!!

Wasn't Magic Johnson doing commercials for 24 Hour Fitness about two years ago? Well clearly he has replaced working out with the less publicized controversial, Grands Biscuit and gravy diet. Magic is rich like last year and I can't understand how he could just let himself go like this, like this, like allll of this. I know that he is a good and loyal husband, cough cough cough, but if I were him I would watch my back, because Cookie is up to no good and counting the days until Magic EXPLODES!!

Jodie Foster is a hot piece!!

Jodie Foster may be a lesbian, but for many people in the industry, it is a non-issue, because she doesn't get involved in sham relationships/marriages. Whenever she does a film, she is always prepared and on time, very very rarely a diva moment. For a woman nearing fifty, she keeps herself in great shape, and for that, she has hot piece status. She takes her sons and Cydney to Hawaii for spring break, good for them. I am surprised that I missed cousin Jodie's call, I was totally available for a family getaway.

Amy Winehouse is on the fast track to the grave...it's ok, she doesn't mind!!

Snorting alcohol/liquor through one nostril is called the gas chamber and apparently Prince Harry and Amy Winehouse have something in common. Not only is this wayyyy to stupid for me, but it is entirely dangerous as the alcohol immediately hits the bloodstream, which is not a fantastic thing. At a recent gathering of her enabling friends at Bungalow 8 in the U.K. he friends were "shocked" to see her do the gas chamber, uh huh, bitch had done like 40 shots and that was ok??? You can read the rest at this link, but it is just so sad that no matter what country you are from, if you are a C.W.I (Celebrity With Issues) you will never be free from the enablers unless you choose to be, and clearly a whole bunch of people will be profiting off her death when it happens. Read

Kirstie Alley is going to have her own weightloss program...biscuits and gravy doesn't work, trust!!

First off, can you believe that Kirstie Alley is 57??!! I am telling you, if she seriously lost about 30/40 lbs she would seriously back on the road to her ol' smokin hot self. She has always had those smoldering good looks, now she just looks like an angry fat woman mad at the world, but working on her fourth level clarity or whatever the hell they say in Scientologese. Since her termination or mutual parting of the ways, with the Jenny Craig people, she is now deciding to make a dent in the weight-loss industry, no pun intended. To her benefit Scientology does have some good basis of nutritional tips for people to follow and keep them healthy as well as a myriad of other sources, but whatever she decides she will ultimately become one of the guinea pigs. The weight-loss industry is a billion dollar industry with even fly by night companies making millions before folding or getting sued for unfounded claims etc. Kirstie may be a crazy as bat shite but I would like to see her do well and get into that 135/145lb range, she is still funny enough to be on television and compared to all of these no talent twenty-somethings, it's a no brainer.

Rumer Willis shown the door at L.A. Hotspot...all under 21's should be!!

Rumer Willis was escorted out of the newest hotspot the "Villa" last night after being inside for not more than five minutes, according to TMZ. The fact that she was able to gain entrance into another club, Hyde, across the street is reprehensible, she is under 21 and there are no, if's, and's, or but's about it, any club that is clearly a 21 and older establishment should be fined and shut down for a month for violating this rule. Paris, Lindsay, Britney and many others are of legal age, but Rumer, Baron Hilton, Miley Cyrus, and Hayden Panettierepantaloons are not and knowing that they all drink, maybe not Miley, they will find their way to drinking once inside. There are enough celebrities and wannabes to make any of these clubs "hot" under 21's are not going to make them, but it just might break them.

Kirstie Alley is given the ol' heave ho by Jenny Craig!!

I am pretty sure Kirstie Alley is not a bad person and all, she is outspoken about her Scientology views and other related matters, but inorder to be a spokesperson for a weight-loss program such as Jenny Craig, you need to lose weight. I am happy that she had lost her weight originally, but she hasn't maintained very well for the past year or so and Valerie Bertinelli, as a new hire not only has lost weight, but she looks amazing. I am very very understanding of how age becomes a factor in the weight loss game, and I am the last one to throw stones, BUT, if someone is paying me huge bucks to stay in shape, you had better friggin believe I make that a priority! But that is the recurring theme with most of these celebrities, no attitude of gratitude and a skewed sense of entitlement. Best of luck to Queen Latifah who is going to be their main lady, I guess all that Pizza Hut money finally got to her, yeah from one million dollar contract to another. Why does Kirstie always seem so angry?

Lily Allen is drunk because she knows her 15 minutes is almost up!!

Lily Allen was doing the Valentine's day fashion shows and parties before having her picture taken walking, and smoking a fag. She went from Luella, Viv Westwood, and on to others and parties, no doubt she was drowning her sorrows as her ex-boyfriend/ex-babydaddy, Ed, was no longer in her life and now all she has left is her talk show, yawn, and her millions of fans. Lily, you are a British treasure.

Gluttony contest won by an American!

In Nathan's annual hot dog eating contest, perrenial bridesmaid Joey Chestnut or Janet to Kobayashi's Chrissy. Joey Chestnut bested Takeru Kobayashi 66 hot dogs to 63 hot dogs. So there you have it!