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For all of our ladies, a scalding hot piece for you...Get your oven mitts!!

Babyshambles front man Pete Doherty is like the drugged out dirty version of David Beckham. To say that this man is considered "underground sexy" would not be doing him justice! The dirty finger nails, open sores, aromatic B.O., and the unselfish ability to support his local street pharmaceutical representatives, makes him a keeper ladies, but you will have to wait fourteen weeks to get your hands on his hotness. It seems that old Peetey has violated his probation and his judge has decided to give him a couple of months to reconsider some the decisions he has been making. I have never listened to any of Babyshambles music, so in all fairness, I don't know if he/they are talented or not. Too bad Pete can't stay clean, literally and figuratively, but some women find musk/funk an aphrodisiac.

VELVET REVOLVER GIVES SCOTT WEILAND THE BOOT!

Every once in a while, there comes a point in a bands existence when enough is enough and someone has to go. And for the band VELVET REVOLVER, that someone was singer SCOTT WEILAND. The band gave him the boot having tired of his erratic and crazy behavior on stage. See ya' Scotty!

The band had this to say:

"This band is all about its fans and its music and Scott Weiland isn’t 100% committed to either. Among other things, his increasingly erratic onstage behavior and personal problems have forced us to move on."

So now who they gonna get?

OMG... NKOTB is back in style!

Oh, for JOEY, JONATHAN, DONNIE, JORDAN and DANNY'S sake, it's the NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK reunion tour! Is this still April Fools Day? Please say it is!

I know some things are starting to come back in style, but this is one thing that should stay in the past where it died. It may of been cool back in early 90's, but NKOTB has no place in this century! Come on Donnie, you don't need to do this. Just stick to your acting. I know it's not all that big, but hey, it's something dammit!

For all you, big gulp here, New Kids fans, they will be on THE TODAY SHOW on Friday where they will talk shop about their reunion tour and album.

Paul McCartney gets off real easy, but so does Heather...ba dump bump!!

Well Heather Mills is the richest one legged ex-high class hooker in U.K. history, congrats Mucca, your years of vaginal dexterity have paid off handsomely! The judge presiding on the divorce agreement stayed true to the original amount of $50 million, and you figure that since he is worth well over a billion, nearing two billion dollars, $50 million is a drop in the bucket. Paul is lucky he didn't marry her in the U.S. or else she would have been looking at half, but even without a prenup in the U.K. Paul McC has major stroke. Hopefully if he does manage to remarry it will involve a prenup. Read

Coldplay is working on a new album...I don't know why, but I like them!!

According to Rolling Stone magazine, Coldplay is presently working on a new album, excuse me for show my age, I mean series of downloadable itunes songs. There's something about their songs, they are catchy and make me feel like sitting outdoors at a sidewalk cafe in the Village in N.Y. and just people watch. Oh yeah, I am surprised Maxim magazine, you know Maxim, the magazine know exclusively for doing music reviews, hasn't given the band a bad review for a horrible album. Stick to T&A you idiots! Giving false reviews on the Black Crowes and Nas have diminished what little music credibility that you have. The nerve of some people, as I sit atop my high horse, the view is fantastic.

Oh yeah, they got the "Right Stuff"...NKOTB Baby!!!!

Hell's yeah! NKOTB, New Kids On The Block, is about to be back in the building, and trust me they will be taking names and kicking major ass. Tickets aren't even on sale, and they are already selling out in a frenzied anticipation, as people are putting up their firstborn to just get one seat! It it rumored that the Jets and Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch will be the opening acts, this will be a once in a lifetime occurence, so don't hesitate to sell a lock of hair or lump of flesh to be a part of history. I am about to put my son up on EBAY, oh yeah, it's that real.

Oooh Joe Rogan you crazy! Amy Winehouse and I are going to rehab, for real!!

Well, it is back on as Amy has been convinced by her record label, father, and few other influential parties to go to rehab and get the help she needs. Spears family, are you idiots listening? I guess that Amy's family actually want her to live and have productive, despite how her life might be presently. I like Amy's music and I hope that she makes a full recovery and gets rid of all negative people out of her life, that would include her husband Blake. Blake had plenty of chances to help her go straight, but he enabled her drug habit and take her money. More details to come and let's hope that she stays in, because her father looks like he would literally spank her in front of the Police and dare them to arrest him.

Famous Stars and Stripes...everybody wants to be somebody!!

Heroin chic makeup, lucite heels, and purchased breasts, Aubrey O'Day of Dannity Kane should fit into the Hollywood scene no questions asked no problems. Travis Barker, who is the founder of Famous Stars and Stripes, sure can pick em'. Shauna Moakler is gonna pretend not to be jealous. So what is the deal with P.Diddy's Dannity Kane?

I thought Pink was supposed to be a happy color!!

Pink is definitely a talented artist/musician but recently her marriage, if she still has one, has hit a major snag with Carey Hart. They had an "agreement" that when she is on the road, he can play around, well he has a steady blonde and even when Pink is home, he remains steady with the blonde in question. The fault lies with her, she should have said no and told him that if she is not enough for him then maybe they should reconsider their marriage. With that, this woman has some serious "man-hands," think Seinfeld episode. If she were to slap you, she would put you in a coma!

C'mon Mariah, don't say it was not true...you shouldn't ever sing with JLO!!

One of the best sound bites about Jennifer Lopez supposedly given by Mariah Carey about her never being on stage with JLO but she would rather be with a pig, was the work of of internet terrorists. Mariah's people gave some lame blah blah story to PEOPLE Magazine that these are just devisive words to pit two strong women against each other, uh..yeah. But the reality is that Mariah wants to get married and have a baby so she doesn't want to have bad karma speaking against a very big and pregnant, JLO. Oh Mariah, we go back like babies and pacifiers, old dirt dog ain't no liar.