Sarah L. Hanson

April 20, 2008

Sexy Tattoos & Woman: You show me yours, I’ll show you mine!

Sarah_l_hanson_1_3    Sarah_l_hanson_2 With the major L.A Ink & Miami, London and whatever the destination INK is…… I decided to share with you a snippet of my tattoo journey. I have spent the last 7 months as a tattoo apprentice at Black Lotus Tattooers in Arizona, USA. You can find me at:

www.myspace.com/sarahlhanson

My first tattoo lasted 7 hours, (most men tap out after 3, I guess that’s why women make such good spies ;) ) and I couldn’t have made it without my wonderful friend SweetP and her bottle of wine! Hahahaha Thank you Jim Quinn of Black Rose (our sister shop in Tucson!)

So I thought, even though I have at least another 10-14 hours of color I’d share with you the look so far……..

All I can say is: I’ve shown you mine, now you have to show me yours!!!

March 31, 2008

P Diddy’s Danity Kane to do Porno?!

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Your guess is as good as mine, but I am sure the parents of all the 7 to 14 year old girls that make up 90% of Danity Kane’s fan base are so happy to see Audrey O'Day out on the town with porn star Jenna Jameson. Yay! Just the kind of role models the future woman of America need…. Ahhhh

And don’t they look oh so classy! Yup, I want to be just like them when I grow up….

Janise Dickson in a Bikini –sure you want to see this?!

Janice_dickinson  I love confident woman, no matter there size or age, but this is one woman I find scary as hell regardless of what she wears…. Hmmmm, could be her attitude, me thinks.  Even the prettiest people look ugly after they open their mouths…..

I would suggest a different bikini bottom cut here, something a tad more flattering, as these do nothing for her, except elongate her abdomen.  Maybe she should ask the girls at Victoria Secret which separates she should be buying?! I’m sure her pal Tara could hook her up with a deal. 

I can’t bring myself to show you the shot of her behind, it will put you off your dinner …..

December 22, 2007

X-mas Gift for the Girls – No Underwear!

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Meet Steve....... need I say anything else!

X-mas Gift for the Boys - Britney Spears Underwear

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Sorry it’s a cheap gift this year boys, but honestly they were really hard to find!!! I mean she has like, hmmm, maybe 3 pairs? Anyway, isn’t it the thought that counts!!

December 21, 2007

Paris Hilton Gets Her Freak On!

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This could be classed Animal Cruelty…no?!

Is Rihanna into Bondage?

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It’s a legitimate question when you see the ghastly getup Rihanna was wearing in Glasgow. Or is she trying to channel Halle Berry in Cat Woman? Whatever it is it isn’t working. And the green eye shadow isn’t helping either!

Carmen Electra’s new bedroom workout!

Carmen_electra_2  Yup, stripper poles aren’t cutting it for this little frisky minx! Now she’s come out with a workout DVD designed for you to do on your own bed…. in heels!!! I wonder how many twisted ankles she’ll be sued for? 

Personally, I could think of some other workouts to do on a bed that are much more fun…..

Hmm, I’m realy not feeling the 80’s Flash Dance outfit, but I am sure the boys aren’t complaining!

Pink Unveils her Latest Fashion Trend – The Apron!

Pink_2  Work it Pink, strut your stuff, but truly the apron just isn’t doing it for me… a bit too Little House on the Prairies for my couture taste ;)

December 20, 2007

Britney Spears’s disastrous 2007 Fashion Trend!

Britney_4  Ugly hats that don’t match outfits make everyone, including the wearer, projectile vomit! 

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