Entertainment

Gary Dourdan is a major tool and I am being nice!!

In his first major role as an opinionated anti-establishment student named Shaka, on the NBC show, "A Different World," Gary Dourdan gained attention. Fast Forward to Monday morning as the CSI star was busted for possession of heroin, cocaine, ecstasy, and prescription drugs in Palm Springs, according to TMZ. He was found sleeping in his vehicle and was taken to jail and later posted a 5k bail, way to go, you arrogant ass! Clearly, what comes around goes around as he laid hands many years ago on his ex-wife, model, Roshumba, and the CBS network will be glad to see him leave/get killed off CSI. Stay tuned for his downward spiral.

Fox is going to have a Family Guy Spinoff...It's gonna be tight y'all!!

Without Seth McFarlane my television choices would be even more limited than they already are, but with the Fox Network allowing him to do his third show, I will have another show to watch in addition to American Dad and Family Guy. The show will be a spinoff of the Family Guy character Cleveland and although on 13 episodes are slated, I am smelling a hit. Unless he is still touring with group, Black Box..."Everybody, everybody, everybody, everybody, owwww!" This is truly great news for us Family Guy fans, what if we were to find out that weather correspondant, Ali Williams is his cousin or brother, the storylines would be absolute gold! Read

Keep it up Britney...She still can't act, but it's an improvement!!

The CBS show, "How I Met Your Mother" maybe getting a reprisal of the role of the receptionist by the troubled pop star, Britney Spears. I don't watch the show, I didn't watch the Britney episode, and I don't plan on watching the upcoming one either, eventhough the previous show was the highest rated episode of the season. I support anything positive that Britney engages in as being under her conservatorship has definitely had a benefit on her life and someday she might regain joint custody of her sons. I understand that she is a daughter, sister, and mother, and is not some evil, unfeeling monster like she is made out to be, and as I have always said, I want to see her improve and be a great mom for her kids. HIMYM should be cancelled because the show has outlived it's time, and even Brit can't stop the inevitable.

So, it looks like the CW brass changed the teaser for Gossip Girl...It's about time!!

I am quite certain that the negative publicity from the CW Network's original OMFG tag teaser, got some people into big trouble as you can have edgy programming but using blatant cuss words in a title, that is commonly known was totally unacceptable. I am pretty sure that there was some blah blah retraction that expressed displeasure in the unfortunate choice of words to describe one of the hottest shows as viewed by 16-28 year-olds, yada yada. I say don't do a thing to detract from the homogenized foolishness that is, Gossip Girl, the uninspired acting and stale storylines will more than take care of that!

The CW network execs should fired allowing this trash!!

Who the hell is at the helm at the CW Network?  Gossip Girl is a show based on the life and times of really cool high school students, just like all the stupid shows that have preceeded this one.  But to use the term "Oh My FU@#*@#* G-D!" as some sort of ratings sweeps tagline, is about the most blatantly disrespectful thing I have seen a network do, in some time.  How does this get justified?  Who signs off on this type of language, that is not on a cable or satellite station?  This network programming is run like a two bit swap meet, and I am sure that the backlash is just starting and hopefully the people directly responsible for the foolishness, will be relieved of their duties. 

E.R. to end after 15 seasons...That show has been on lifesupport for three years!!

One of the longest running medical shows in television history, will be coming to an end in 09' and it is about time. Watching E.R. just doesn't have the consistent "pop" that it once had and although most of it's stars have made some terrific coin, time to pull the plug and turn the lights off. Read

Brody Jenner will say anything to get laid...NEWSFLASH!!

The Hills, Laguna Beach, and the rest of the tween, teen, and young adult programming is really not to be taken too seriously. It is a soap opera and although the actors/actresses in it may seem real, they are actually a step below soap opera performers. That being said, when I read that People magazine online was quoted that Brody Jenner was at the nightclub GOA celebrating his new reality show, I damn near laughed myself silly. Who is he and what has he really done? Nothing, he is a child of privilege that continues to capitalize off of his 15 minutes from The Hills, and hey if Hollywood girls continue to give him some leg for him being on television, then that is on them. It is bad enough that MTV is even doing a pilot for the other child of privilege, racist, waste of space, Jason Wahler. The backlash against MTV may begin sooner than they expect going to the well one too many times. Read

KATHIE LEE GIFFORD RETURNS TO TV!

"HEY EVERYBODY, I'M BACK"!

At 54, KATHIE LEE GIFFORD will join THE TODAY SHOW and host the 4th hour of "Today" starting April 7th. She will co-host with Hoda Kotb and had this to say:

“It’s going to be a new experience because this time it’s with a girlfriend. Regis was like a bad little brother all those years. A much older brother. He looks good for his age!”

In 2000, Kathie Lee left "Live with Regis and Kathie Lee" to pursue her singing career and put in more family time, but it seems her singing career never panned out, thus her return to TV and the public eye.

Ashton gets Audrina Partridge"in a pear tree" to play dumb!!

Oh my goodness, say it isn't so, Audrina "cankles" Partridge is getting an arm tattoo. But what about her career as an actress? Audrina, please don't be like everyone else in Hollywood from neck tattoo's to tramp stamps...what's that? Ashton? Oh that wiley old sneak, Ashton, he fooled me again with his slight of hand tricks. He is definitely the most talented man in Hollywood. I love Pop Fiction. Note: When you have Audrina as your "big" star doing something questionable, it is time to close up shop! Close up shop Ashton and get to working on Demi's next big-headed baby!

Michelle Trachtenberg to be on Gossip Girl...oh, I just can't wait!!

Michelle Trachtenberg is a cutie and for all you Gossip Girl fans, you get a far better actress than, Mischa Barton. That ho is lucky to be working, she is about as talented as a bowel movement in a convalescent home. Michelle just needs some spray tan or something because she...is...PALE!! Not quite the British pale, but the you have just seen your first car accident fatality, pale. I still won't watch the show, it's just a bunch of young kids talking about stuff that has zero interest value.