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Oh Shaka...It sure is a Different World!! You are sooo screwed!!

I am so deathly serious when I say that what comes around goes around, in that karma has a way of either uplifting you or giving you a savage beatdown. For Mr. Dourdan, beatdown is the appetizer, main course, and dessert, bon appetit! According to TMZ he is facing THREE felony counts for cocaine, heroin, and ecstasy possession. This is serious business, especially since he is not Lindsay Lohan and is a major tool. I take no delight in his misfortune, just merely highlighting that there is a way to treat people and showing and being grateful for your blessing should be automatic. We are never too old to learn, if we choose to. Gary will be in court on May 28th to face the charges.

Mischa Barton, was more oatmeal-like than I expected...and she still can't act!!

Mischa Barton is one of the luckiest actresses in Hollywood as for one reason or another, her lack of talent and great timing has placed her in a pseudo-celebrity position. While in Australia, vacationing and visiting her mom, she happened to meet one of the more infamous paps, Jamie Fawcett. He warned her about doing anything on a public beach, because he could have full photographic access to her, that is actually pretty nice of him! So she of course goes topless sunbathing and gets snapped showing her backside as well as a few pics of her front. Why would you do such a thing if you actually got a warning from a paparazzi? Unless, you wanted to manufacture some sort of drama, especially since you career was tanking, this all makes sense now! There is absolutely nothing, interesting, allluring, or creative when it comes to Mischa Barton, and unfortunately for her, she is not Nicole Kidman so, any attempt to create some controversy around Mr. Fawcett will fall miserably flat like...there is no need to say.

Dennis Rodman still has anger issues...among other things!!

Ex-Basketball star Dennis Rodman has enjoyed a life after basketball full of excitement and public attention, however, the problems he had while he played on the Detroit Pistons, still have a place in his life. With his recent divorce from his wife, he hasn't been able to see his kids, and Dennis is a very loving and protective father, so he has been very frustrated and angry lately, and unfortunately, his present girlfriend became the object of his fury. After being arrested for a domestic battery charge, he has decided to do outpatient rehab to address his problems and anger issues, and I applaud his decision, but, you should never let your anger get the best of you. Read

Miley Cyrus is being told to lay low by Disney...Mama and Papa Cyrus to blame!!

With all of this Miley Cyrus, Vanity Fair layout backlash occuring, after seeing all of the pics, for the most part, they were all very very good, but her parents should have never left the shoot. Also, I felt that Annie Leibovitz did take it a little far with the picture in question, because Miley is only 15, and she would do whatever Annie would tell her. Miley is for the most part, your average teen, and I blame her parents, guardians, and Disney for not being on set to make sure that everything would be kosher, from start to finish. Annie has done this sort of thing in the past, is anyone paying attention? For some actresses or entertainers, any publicity is good publicity, this young star didn't need this and now she is not going to show up to the red carpet for today's Disney Games. Mistake Disney, huge Mistake!! So make her lie low so this thing can keep going on for the next week or two? No you idiots!! Put her in front of her fans so she can be intimate and present like she always is, the mistake was not on her part! This ain't Vanessa Hudgens flashing her arugula frisee, it's Miley baby. I say booo on you Disney, very very poor handling of this situation, some people need to be replaced at the Mouse House!

Mariah and Nick Cannon, could be real....yeah, just like his acting career!!!

Ok, I can forgive her marrying Tommy Mottola because she was sooo young, and he was a controlling bastard, but let us not forget about her fake marriage to Luis Miguel. This whole rush to marry in the Bahamas thing smells of an arrangement, because there is no way that these two would keep this a secret for sooo long, Mariah is crazy over Nick, whatever, she is just plain crazy. Also, Mariah has a ton of coin, not that Nick is living some sort of section eight lifestyle, but even with his clothing line and his show that was on MTV, he don't have Mariah money! So, no prenup....really....really??? Now you know, her lawyers could convince a judge that she is a 5150, just to protect her assets, it ain't that much of a stretch. I don't have any dislike for Nick Cannon, besides his acting and him being corny, and I am corny as heck and he annoys me! Stay tuned for this Cafe Ole Tom and Katie Cruise foolishness, there could be a turkey baster involved as well.

So, just who is running the Miley Cyrus ship?!!

I totally get the Annie Leibovitz is a photography legend but when it comes to Disney's Golden Girl, Miley Cyrus, I blame her parents and Disney for not getting absolute clarity on Annie's vision for shooting her. Miley is a fifteen year-old who is not an adult, hence this is why her parents, grandmother, and teacher were on the set, and with her parents leaving before these photos were taken, why even show up, she ended up looking like some cheap French whore! Miley raved about the photo to a reporter, but the backlash was just starting to brew as the photos got released and the usual bevy of retractions started flying. The worst part about this entire incident is that if Disney can't trust the Cyrus' they will take them to court for being unfit parents and will motion to get sole custody of Miley. They have the money and lawyers to do it, it ain't a joke! But really, who let's their daughter get photographed like this?

So, it looks like the CW brass changed the teaser for Gossip Girl...It's about time!!

I am quite certain that the negative publicity from the CW Network's original OMFG tag teaser, got some people into big trouble as you can have edgy programming but using blatant cuss words in a title, that is commonly known was totally unacceptable. I am pretty sure that there was some blah blah retraction that expressed displeasure in the unfortunate choice of words to describe one of the hottest shows as viewed by 16-28 year-olds, yada yada. I say don't do a thing to detract from the homogenized foolishness that is, Gossip Girl, the uninspired acting and stale storylines will more than take care of that!

KELLOGG CEREAL RELEASES NEW URBAN CLOTHING LINE! ...WTF!

What has turned into iconic and was once wholesome and fun and GR-R-REAT!, now has turned into mockery and embarrassment, compliments of KELLOGG corporate stupidity and greed! This is truly a monumental blunder, perhaps the worst move in recent fashion history!

Some jack-off design company had the idiotic idea that they could make an "URBAN" clothing line that features the characters of Kellogg cereals be marketable and trendy! For real! This isn't Ecko or G-Unit stuff. Saggy jeans, hoddies and big jackets with Toucan Sam and Tony the Tiger on them aren't exactly "Gangster" type clothes nor do they say "I'm cool" or "hip". And certainly the same consumer base who buys Ecko or G-Unit or Sean John isn't going to fork over their crispy cash to buy this crap. Nobody wants to sport jeans with the Honey Smacks Frog and the words "DIG 'EM" embroidered behind your ass or Tony's big Tiger head plastered on your chest in a periwinkle color t-shirt! Seriously, who is going to buy this stuff, let alone think it's cool to rock a fricken Froot Loops shirt!

It's a really stupid and bad marketing idea and one that will fail. It will not survive in the "Urban" clothing line world of consumers. One will not buy a Froot Loops jacket over a Sean John one, sorry, never going to happen. The proper marketing base that this company should be targeting is the world of WalMart, in the kids clearance section, cause that is the only place this crappy ass line might possibly sell.

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Sam Lufti is no threat to Britney...he is totally irrelevant!!

With so many rumors swirling around Britney Spears about her and Kevin Federline kissing, her having a breakdown, going on a world tour, wanting to have more kids etc. it is hard to separate the lie from the truth.  But in the case of Sam Lufti, he has no bite and very little bark, as her Conservators and the judicial system have continued the restraining order by another three months on Sam, so he will have to be busy harrassing others.  Britney needs to have the conservators stay with her another year or so, because with her mental issues it might take longer than expected for her to really get better.  Sam Lufti is one of many parasites in her life, where has Alli Sims been? 

 

This is what it sounds like when aliens cry..."Katie, you signed a contract!!

Well, eventually we all knew that it would be just a matter of time before Katie Holmes would try to slowly nullify her contract with Tom Cruise.  What it comes down to is that she has always been a mediocre actress at best and her worse performance to date was her claiming to be in love with Tom, and how it was a dream come true.  She knows good and well that there are no sexy times in her future as long as she stays with him, and if she does try to leave, he will take their daughter with him, or at least the daughter that is supposedly his.  I am surprised that Katie would be hired to do a Broadway show, in my day, even celebs got turned down if their game was sub standard.  Tom will insist on joining her in N.Y., why ?  Because of the great publicity N.Y. has to offer.  Katie supposedly needs breathing room from her controlling husband, "just pick a room in your mansion or start flirting with a lot more" trust, he will not want any part of that.  Little Suri, the victim in all of this, is better off with her nannies than either one of them, someone has to provide discipline to her and it is not a strong part of parental responsibility in Scientology.  Read