(Disclaimer): Chrysler doesn't actually want you dead, leave me alone Chrysler legal.
Have you ever been on the freeway and thought to yourself, oh man, some internet porn would be perfect right now. Or sitting in stand still traffic and wished to the stars above that you could log on and check new postings on Morning Paper?
Well low and behold, in a year where most states are trying to fill their coffers with violation funding from driving while using a cell phone, Chrysler is hard at work putting the internet in their dashboards.
This WiFi service will of course come with a monthly charge and use cell towers to bring you "Big Butt Girls" while you cross that aging bridge.
Beginning this year (they're wasting no time) Chrysler will begin putting the internet in existing cars, and will be added to the assembly line for all future models.
Of course you know this is a vicious cycle designed to get as much money as possible out of your wallet. First the service will cost you extra to install. But it's cool, you'll do it. Then it will cost you a monthly fee. But it's so handy when trying to find the perfect piece of pie close to you, so you'll pay. Then the government will call for a study on how many accidents are caused by this, which we the taxpayer will pay for. Finally ending with a traffic violation from new laws banning surfing while driving.
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