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The Jimi Hendrix Sex Tape

anyone who knows anything about Jimi, knows that he had an intense love of Guitar, Drugs and Sex. And yes, in that order. So the fact that there is a new sex tape really isn't all that shocking. In fact it's not shocking at all.

What is a bit shocking is the fact that this is in the news. But then again, here I am writing about it. Cynthia Plaster Caster, the woman who made the cast of Jimi's ....Uh, how should I say it?..... Guitar neck, has confirmed that the head banded fornicator is indeed Jimi in between two Brunettes.

Vivid Entertainment has bought the rights to the unearthed porn and will be releasing it on DVD. Make no "bones" about it, this will be a "huge" hit. (read up on the life of Hendrix, you'll get my quotes).

Yep, in a world where absolutely nothing is sacred any longer, Jimi will soon go from Legendary Guitar God, to just another celebrity having sex.

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Posted at 07:00 AM in Current Affairs, Gossip, Music | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

Kaballah-wallah for Ashton & Demi Moore?

Hollywood religions are getting more scrutiny, and dat ain't good for the congregations. Scientology can't seem to figure out that harrassing people who dis it is the fastest way to get tons more negative publicity (evidence T. Cruise - more on that later), and it looks like there's a little brouhaha in the mystic Jewish land known as Kaballah.

Sources are reporting that sources close the religion say that sources...oh, heck, word is Ashton Kuchner and Demi Moore haven't been to a service or done the hoedown at Shabbat in months! MONTHS I tell you! Apparently its out of character as they'd previously had an impeccable record. No one's sure why.

Bruce Willy Willis wouldn't let the kids get into so it was a couples only gig. Are they losing their Kaballa groove? Or are they losing the groove for each other? And why are we so interested? They're both kind of failed stars. Not like the sun, but like the ones you couldn't really see that died years ago but we're just now noticing because they're light was so faint it only just got to us.

I'm sure Madonna's having a hissy fit, but I hear she's always having one. Of course Guy Richie's happy because it takes Madonna's attention off of him.

Posted at 03:44 PM in Entertainment writer, Bodie Plecas, Gossip | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)