In case you haven't heard, Senator Larry Craig, Mr. "I have never been gay" now has four more men hot on his heels. They have come out to say that they've had sex with Idaho Republican, because they are upset with his lying.
But that's not the real story here. The story is this Larry Craig action figure, and no, it's not a joke. Okay, it is a joke but it's a real joke. ---- ) The Talking Senator Larry Craig Action Figure stands about 12" tall and wears a t-shirt emblazoned with his declaration: "I Am Not Gay." His limbs are bendable, so you can put him in all sorts of poses... even the famous "wide stance" the Senator refers to.
Best of all, THE ACTION FIGURE TALKS! Press the button, and he delivers a portion of his Press Conference... ---)
Yup, you too can have your very own wide stander. And before any of our hardcore readers to the right begin foaming at the mouth, the website also sells the Hillary Clinton "Nutcracker" doll. You could buy them both and have a good deal of fun over the holidays....sure you can!
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