Rattlesnake Vodka...going, going, gone!!

The reason why other countries and cultures absolutely despise us Americans is because of that indomitable entrepeneurial spirit that says "Freedom". Bob Popplewell is the largest exporter of live turtles to Asia, and with the success of that business, he next logical move would be to sell his baby rattlesnake vodka to them as well. To some Asian countries, rattlesnakes are considered an aphrodisiac, so to that ol' crazy Bob, 1+1 does equal 2. The unknown snag was that he doesn't have a liquor license, so the 411 ten inch bottles that were going to be sold for an affordable $23 were all confiscated by The Texas Alcoholic Beverage Commission. Is there a genuine market for baby rattlesnake bootleg shine? Because I gots a whole mess of baby snakes and vodka and no where ta goes. Bob, I can't knock your hustle, just keep it legal. Read