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Clinton Advisor Calls Indianans "Worthless-Racial Slur"

Watch this video, and then tell talk about how the media is against Hilary, because if this was someone in Obama's camp, you wouldn't be able to get away from it on your television.  If anyone cares to, go to MSNBC and ask them why this hasn't even been mentioned.  Oh, and yes, that's George Stephanopoulos, the guy who got the right to grill Obama with moronic questions at the debate. If you're curious as to why this is supposed to matter since it happened in the 90's, ask George Stephanopoulos, because he was really interested in a guy from the 60's that Obama didn't even know until the 90's.

Hilary Clinton: Rich People, God Bless Us!

Here we have a classic slip of the tongue, but how much does it matter?  At this point we are on the road right back to 2000, and 2004.  Politicians who are so obviously far far removed from everyday Americans can make them believe they are one of them.   She has been in politics for the bulk of her adult life, has $109 million dollars, is a flat out liar,  and her husband sullied the office enough that pure trash could get in and get comfortable afterwards.

She voted for a war she says she hates, loved NAFTA before she hated it and was born in at last count three different states.  But you keep it up America!  Keep voting for Bush's and Clinton's because they're good at being Politians.  It's doing our country a world of good.

Watch this video clip in the sidebar.

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The Big Payback! Starbucks has To Shell Out Venti Cash

  If you live in California, and you were a Starbucks barista, you just got yourself a check worth one of those CD compilation downloads.

A Superior Court judge order a double shot no talk back extra foam venti lotta money be paid out to baristas who worked for the company from the year 2000.

$100 million is to be paid out to more that 135,000 employees because managers were dipping their hands in the tip jar when they shouldn't have.   Tips are only for hourly employees.

Tax rebates and now this!  What will they think of next?

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StingRay Kills Woman, But It's How It Happened That's The Nightmare

  So you're laying on a swanky boat in the middle of the Florida keys.  Just laying there catching some sun, relaxing on your vacation when suddenly , without warning, a Stingray leaps out of the water and lands on you.

If  that's not enough, it kills you.    Just look at this photo, imagine that flying out of the water and leaping on you.

This is what happened to a 55-year-old Michigan woman.  It is not clear yet if the woman died from a blow to her head after falling back trying to flee the StingRay, or if she died from the barb piercing her.  Which ever the case, this has to be one of the top most horrific ways one can spend the last few seconds of life. 

The incident is being characterized as an "accident".   

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Stressed Out Parents, You're Making Your Kids Sick

Have you ever been in a room with someone who is really stressed out?  Or have you ever watched a movie that gave you anxiety from the stressed out actor or event in the scene?  Of course you have.  Stress is contagious.  It's like nervous energy.  Whenever you're around someone with nervous energy, you start to feel a bit nervous yourself.

Luckily we have the good folks over at the University of Rochester to do a study and discover that kids with depressed or anxious parents tend to have a higher level of sickness.  Great work guys!  Would have never thought of it.

But good ole British (unnamed but quoted) scientist say forget about it.  It's a fugazi.  Kids are very resilient, they'll get over it.   And if you hear one say it in that proper English accent, you'll probably take their advice. 

Ahh studies and those who debunk them.  It's a good racket, I'm in the wrong business.

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FaceBook Places Jews In Palestine

  Is this a political agenda, an attempt at misguided humor or a stupid mistake?  We report, you decide.

Jews living in settlements in the occupied West Bank were dumbfounded when they discovered their home state is "Palestine" according to their listing on Facebook. 

"I was surprised and disappointed to find that my hometown of Ariel is listed in Facebook as being part of a country called 'Palestine,'" wrote Ari Zimmerman in a posting on Facebook. "I am a citizen of Israel, as are all of the other residents of Ariel. We do not live in 'Palestine', nor does anyone else."

I would have loved to be a fly on the wall when emails began to flow into the Facebook offices over this one.  There was enough protest to push Facebook to offer a change, but on their terms.  Jews now have a choice between "Palestine" or "Israel" as their place of residence.

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Chinese Man Burnt Alive By Wife. He Didn't Wash His Feet

  Yikes, some countries really have hang ups when it comes to feet.  Anyone remember the Thai King that wanted to sue and Jail the Google folks for displaying a photo of him next to a picture of feet? 

This one has that beat by a mile with shoes you REALLY don't want to walk a mile in.

A newly wed couple found out quickly that marriage isn't all foot fancy free when after several raucous arguments, the couple decided to get drunk and chill. 

The wife got tired and went to bed.  Seems the husband must have gone outside and muddied up his feet.  When the man got in the bed, his wife saw him do so with dirty feet.  Apparently in small provinces of China, that's taking things way too far. 

The woman who married the man for better or worse couldn't think better of the worst thing she'd ever seen.  A man getting in bed with dirty feet.  The woman promptly got out of bed and set it on fire.  With him in it.

The woman was arrested.  Men, the moral of this story, wash your feet before you say your prayers and get in bed with that woman who married you.

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Vatican Unleashes New Set Of Sins! Collect Them All

  Hey, it's a da Pope! And he's saying nope to dope, pollution and genetic manipulations. 

The Vatican has released a whole new set of sins not covered by the bible because they're brand new. 

One of which is detailed as "certain violations of the fundamental rights of human nature through experiments, genetic manipulations." Now does that include 'butt implants, botox, steroids, tummy tucks and enlargement pills?"

Another new sin is drugs.  Drugs are a new listed sin because they weaken the mind and obscure intelligence.   Does that include  FDA sanctioned  pharmaceuticals or is it just the kind you buy from guys on street corners? 

The other is pollution.  Nobody likes pollution.  But now that it's a "new" sin, only a few indigenous tribes in certains countries can escape the wrath of this one.   If you own something mechanical or something that uses those power lines outside your home..... Well, you get the picture.

It's good to have more sins laid out as official sins blanket definitions.  The Vatican says that "Now it is time to modernize the list to fit a global world."  I remember reading somewhere that God does not change, and something about not adding to the word.  I'll have to look that up.  But this new list want send you directly to hell because they are forgivable sins.

Just remember while you're leaving the doctors office with your new boobs, prescription for "restless leg syndrome" and you're headed for your Hummer, you now have three more things to ask forgiveness for.

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Best Buy: We Sold You Infected Digital Picture Frames

According to ComputerWorld, Best Buy help spread Christmas cheer by potentially spreading malicious malware via "Digital Photo Frames".

"What Best Buy called "a limited number" of the 10.4-in. digital frames sold under its in-house Insignia brand were "contaminated with a computer virus during the manufacturing process," according to a notice posted on the Insignia site last weekend. The frame -- which carried the part number NS-DPF10A -- has been discontinued, and all remaining inventory pulled, Best Buy added."

If you connected one of the "limited" infected frames to your Windows based PC, then you got infected. Best Buy isn't giving a number of infected frames, nor are they recalling them. They suggest you run your "up to date" anti virus because the code is easy to detect.

Yeah, tell that to Grandma and Grandpa, those folks who don't check websites for latest news or the version numbers of their anti virus. Thanks Best Buy.