Morning Paper

O.J. Simpson’s a Thief Now!

Police have named O.J. (the glove didn’t fit) Simpson a suspect in a break-in.

Late last night a hotel room break-in was reported at the Palace Station casino and involved sports memorabilia.

"When they talked to him, Simpson made the comment that he believed the memorabilia was his," said a police spokesman. "We're getting conflicting stories from the two sides."

After being acquitted of murder charges, related to his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend Ron Goldman, Simpson was found liable for the killings in a wrongful death lawsuit.

To help pay off the $33.5 million judgment awarded to the Goldman family, he was forced to sell off his sports memorabilia, including his Heisman Trophy, and apparently he wants it back now, but doesn’t want to pay the price.

I still can’t believe he was arrogant enough to write and try and publish a book under the title, "If I Did It." Supposedly a play by play outline of how he would have killed his ex-wife, and her friend IF he’d been the killer. Sick! Does he have no respect for his children, no, he’s all about the money.

Thank goddness that the Goldman family brought the rights to it when Simpson’s publishing deal fell through. They aptly retitled it: "If I Did It: The Confessions of a Killer."

Bitter sweet win for them I’m sure….

Bald Man Steals Hair Loss Products - The lengths people go to for beauty!

New Yorker, Mark Hoousendove, 42, was arrested on misdemeanor charges of petty larceny and resisting arrest, when he was caught fleeing from a pharmacy with five bottles of a hair loss treatment product.

The merchandise was worth about $50, but apparently he was desperate.

Hmmm, I say take a leaf out of Britney’s book, once it starts really thinning on top, shave the lot off. Looks so much sexier! …… On men that is ;) ……

A Thief with a Foot Fetish!

ST. PAUL, Minn.: It seems that a man intent on robbing a young woman got distracted by her feet last night and left with only her keys and her cell phone.

Instead of demanding cash or credit cards, the suspect exhibited some rather bizarre behavior in the deserted parking lot where he had approached his victim. He removed her shoes and licked her toes!!

The woman was not hurt in the attack, police said, and the man is now in custody.

Well at least she won’t need to go for her pedicure this week, hmmmm all nice and clean!

Oh and the police have a very good sample of his DNA ;)

Justin Timberlake & SNL's Andy Samberg Win Emmy!

Saturday Night Live joined forces with Justin Timberlake added a strategically placed gift boxes and was honored at the Creative Arts Emmy Awards.

"Bleep in a Box," last December's fake music video ....

Bloody funny but be warned explicit lyrics ;) LINK to YouTube

Mark Goudeau Found Guilty - Is He Arizonian's Baseline Serial Killer?

The Conviction

Mark Goudeau, 43, who the Arizona Police believe to be the "Baseline Killer", has been found guilty of 19 charges in connection with the sexual assault of two sisters....... Continued …..

Paris Hilton Sues Hallmark – Does she really need more money?

  According to a lawsuit filed last week in the U.S. District Court, Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark Cards Inc. all over one card titled "Paris's First Day as a Waitress"......Continued …..

Lindsay Lohan reunites with her Father in Rehab!

"The moment Lindsay saw Michael, she started running and jumped into her father's arms," an eyewitness told E! online.

Ahh how sweet, Lindsay’s going to get drinking advice from her Daddy!.....Continued …

Miyoshi Umeki – The First Asian to win an Oscar Dies.

Japanese native Miyoshi Umeki (seen on the left), the first Asian to win an Oscar, died yesterday in a Missouri nursing home. She was 78......Continued…

Sick of Wearing Glasses?

  Why not try these little gems. James Sooy designed a pair of piercing-mounted eyeglasses.

Brilliant reason to get the bridge of your nose pierced, at least this way you’ll never forget where they are…

Good for people with no ears too …..

Click for more on James’s Pierced Eyeglasses

George Clooney’s New Girl? Give me a break!

Really the tabloids are stretching for Entertainment News today! So what if Sarah Larson, 28, a former Fear Factor winner was seen with the eligible bachelor in Venice..... Continued….